Enter Juliet.JULIET The clock struck nine when I did send the Nurse. In half an hour she promised to return. Perchance she cannot meet him. That’s not so. O, she is lame! Love’s heralds should be thoughts,5 Which ten times faster glides than the sun’s beams,
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Driving back shadows over louring hills. Therefore do nimble-pinioned doves draw Love, And therefore hath the wind-swift Cupid wings. Now is the sun upon the highmost hill10 Of this day’s journey, and from nine till twelve Is ⌜three⌝ long hours, yet she is not come. Had she affections and warm youthful blood, She would be as swift in motion as a ball; My words would bandy her to my sweet love,15 And his to me. But old folks, many feign as they were dead, Unwieldy, slow, heavy, and pale as lead.Enter Nurse ⌜and Peter.⌝ O God, she comes!—O, honey nurse, what news? Hast thou met with him? Send thy man away.NURSE 20Peter, stay at the gate.⌜Peter exits.⌝JULIET Now, good sweet nurse—O Lord, why lookest thou sad? Though news be sad, yet tell them merrily. If good, thou shamest the music of sweet news25 By playing it to me with so sour a face.NURSE I am aweary. Give me leave awhile. Fie, how my bones ache! What a jaunt have I!JULIET I would thou hadst my bones, and I thy news. Nay, come, I pray thee, speak. Good, good nurse,30 speak.NURSE Jesu, what haste! Can you not stay awhile? Do you not see that I am out of breath?JULIET How art thou out of breath, when thou hast breath To say to me that thou art out of breath?35 The excuse that thou dost make in this delay
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Is longer than the tale thou dost excuse. Is thy news good or bad? Answer to that. Say either, and I’ll stay the circumstance. Let me be satisfied; is ’t good or bad?NURSE 40Well, you have made a simple choice. You know not how to choose a man. Romeo? No, not he. Though his face be better than any man’s, yet his leg excels all men’s, and for a hand and a foot and a body, though they be not to be talked on, yet they45 are past compare. He is not the flower of courtesy, but I’ll warrant him as gentle as a lamb. Go thy ways, wench. Serve God. What, have you dined at home?JULIET No, no. But all this did I know before.50 What says he of our marriage? What of that?NURSE Lord, how my head aches! What a head have I! It beats as it would fall in twenty pieces. My back o’ t’ other side! Ah, my back, my back! Beshrew your heart for sending me about55 To catch my death with jaunting up and down.JULIET I’ faith, I am sorry that thou art not well. Sweet, sweet, sweet nurse, tell me, what says my love?NURSE Your love says, like an honest gentleman, and a60 courteous, and a kind, and a handsome, and, I warrant, a virtuous—Where is your mother?JULIET Where is my mother? Why, she is within. Where should she be? How oddly thou repliest: “Your love says, like an honest gentleman,65 Where is your mother?”NURSE O God’s lady dear, Are you so hot? Marry, come up, I trow.
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Is this the poultice for my aching bones? Henceforward do your messages yourself.JULIET 70 Here’s such a coil. Come, what says Romeo?NURSE Have you got leave to go to shrift today?JULIET I have.NURSE Then hie you hence to Friar Lawrence’ cell. There stays a husband to make you a wife.75 Now comes the wanton blood up in your cheeks; They’ll be in scarlet straight at any news. Hie you to church. I must another way, To fetch a ladder by the which your love Must climb a bird’s nest soon when it is dark.80 I am the drudge and toil in your delight, But you shall bear the burden soon at night. Go. I’ll to dinner. Hie you to the cell.JULIET Hie to high fortune! Honest nurse, farewell.They exit.